Greetings and felicitations gentle readers, from your dear friend, Lady Whistlingdown.
While I’m certain it has been awhile since many of you have had the opportunity to peruse the Society Papers, it is my extreme pleasure to offer to you “The Wyrmrest Quibbler.”
We will be keeping up to date with happenings around Azeroth and beyond! Should you or your boon companions have any happenings or friendly gossip you would like to share, please reach out to me and I will be quite happy to pass it along in my pages.
For our premier issue, I would like to make mention of several happenings that have been noted recently. First, there was quite a fight down at the Stormwind docks only just last night. A rather large worgen clad in fine sailor’s thread was threatening a most disarming looking lady while others looked on. However, it seems that the woman was not without the ability to defend herself, because a glance at the ship’s deck revealed the sailor flattened by whom I could only imagine was the lady! And bully for her, we say!
A few nights ago, it was also noticed that a quite chipper bard had made his way to Darkshire. We do hope he returns in time for the next poetry reading. If you have not attended a poetry reading in Darkshire, why…you are missing out on some most wonderful pies and treats made by Harun! Please remember to put this squarely on your social calendar for next time.
The spookiest dance of the season is also almost upon us! And it’s a costume ball! Who doesn’t love a good costume ball? The Succulent Tart will be sponsoring quite a party at Shadowfang Keep, and what better place for a Hallow’s End party? Check your invitations and if you don’t find yours, perhaps sneak your way in. Surely with a mask, no one will even notice….
The Forsaken are about and rather lively, if I do say so. And to that end, there will be a sermon in the Ruins of Lordaeron. Please remember to be respectful. Perhaps bring a nice candle.
This lady has also been told of a regular gathering in…someplace she has never heard of. This ‘Hallowfall’ seems to be an up and coming locale for get-togethers. Should you find yourself in one of their cities, please be sociable and stop to share a drink.
And finally, there’s been a tussle as of late at the Darkmoon Faire. Lady Whistlingdown isn’t certain what’s going on, but apparently it’s a contest of some sort. We find ourselves rather impressed with the efforts of a certain ‘Goretotem.’ But it’s not too late to try to join the competition!
That’s all for now. Ta-ta.