The world feels too small, please remove the portals to Silithus

Yes, but I think she should have gone farther with it - they also need to remove flying completely so you have to hoof it from the closest flight path. And this is of course after they’ve removed all but one flight path from each zone.

(giggle)

:cookie:

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Don’t forget, also removing mounts and running speed. After all, what better way to make the world feel large than to walk everywhere?

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No no you’re thinking too small. They should also include a stamina bar so we can only run in short bursts then have to walk until it recharges. Think of the immersion!

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portals need to go all together, we need make so you fly to get place. These portals are highly unrealistic and shouldn’t be the game. Nothing makes me feel like throwing my chicken fingers to the floor more then having to use them.

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You need to plan better, then you can just hearth back to that troll city and then go straight to silithus.

In case anyone is wondering that the OP is mocking.

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You missed something . They need to make the Ship from Booty Bay to Ratchet the only way to get from E.K. to Kalimdor.

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why stop there? they should remove run and make us walk everywhere. that would make the world feel so much larger, and while we slowly walk from quest to quest, we could reminisce about all the good times we’ve had.

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Im well aware this is satire but somehow would not be impressed if Blizz implemented a change like that.

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IMHO players being able to move takes away from the realism of a world where we should be paralyzed in fear that an angry level 4 pig might run us over. Just have players stand in a pile in the starting zone and /yell about Dazar’Alor carry runs.

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Just like Diablo 2. Good thinking.

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They should also make the time frame more realistic. What’s with this time lapse? It should take hours, at least.

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Welp, this is one of the easiest report for trolling threads I’ve seen since Sunday of last week. Well done.

Alternatively, you are a day too early. Cheers!

ooh how about they throw in a little rng and give the player and the ship a random chance to get stranded on some deserted island all Gilligan like .

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Island Expedition: Hardcore Mode

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That is the point, @Liadrean. We’ve come to this ridiculous place where even troll jokes make totally sense coming from the Actiblizzard company.

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While we’re at it, remove all ships and zeppelins from the game and replace them with seven foot rowboats that we have to control in order to get from one continent to another.

Satire, not bait. It’s poking fun at the ridiculous notion that convenience somehow harms the overall game.

Like flying.

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Next expansion they have a magical apocalypse as the void closes off all portals. If you want to go to Draenor or Outlands you have to get a mage to get you there if you are 120+.

They are wanting to make new portal rooms and have everything together. This would be a good lore reason to do it.

This just in: The fun police has decided that instead of getting to a zone the way a player wants. You now have to do it the way Heartblossom and the fun police have decided.