(THIS IS A POST FOR AN INTERNET VIDEO GAME THE FOLLOWING IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY)
Himanshu and his followers are here. They flooded the streets of Stormwind last night. They proclaimed promises of greatness and victory. They dipped a hundred people into the fountain, who swore fealty to their crusade. The rest of us could only look on, distraught, as more and more members of the Alliance fell into their vice.
The Alliance believes this man and his fanatical crusade to be our salvation. They believe the Battalion is going to bring an era of glory to the Alliance of Emerald Dream. You’re being sold ash and oppression.
The true sons and daughters of the Alliance will not let this tyrant, this snake, poison every last one of our free minds and plunge us into servitude. Some of us will stand defiant; some of us will resist. Some of us will not fall prey to the lies of the Battalion. For the first time in ages, the Horde stand with us to uproot this evil. They’re the only ones now who can resist with forces. The rest of us must resist in unity, and show the members of the Warsong Battalion that their wills are not their own. They can take our cities, they can take our trade chat, but they can never take our freedom.
Those of you who stand in resistance, remember:
Apes alone, weak.
Apes together, strong.