If you squint your eyes and tilt your head to a slight angle. It looks like a goblin, a Vulpera and three gnomes want us to think it’s a living pitcher of fenberry juice.
This is why I have grown quite fond of WrA Alliance.
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Everyone’s due for a good cr@p post eventually. Oh yeah!
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Wait. Isn’t Dalaran the last place that the Horde can use chairs?
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VICTORY FOR THE ALLIANCE!! Hehehehehehehehehehehe
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Are we just sleeping on the Innsmouth fish-people in the leaked NPC model stuff?
Ironforge gets attacked by Kobolds and Nerubians, Stormwind, Zandalar and Kul’tiras get rocked by Walmart C’thulian fish-people, Orgrimmar and Thunder Bluff get shanked by Kobolds and Nerubians tunnelling up from below … would be a neat way to encourage people to head to re-vamped Silvermoon and Exodar and eventually re-vamp the other capitals to modern graphical standards.
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I see a lot of kobold aggression in that scenario. I am not surprised. What if this whole time kobolds have been the true keepers of the Light?
This is the Alliances fault. From the beginning we were killing kobolds for their candles.
I feel shame.
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VICTORY FOR CANDLE hehehehehehehehehehehe
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Damn that William Pestle! Should have know he was responsible for all the events that have transpired over the years! Only a really shady person with loose morals hangs out in Goldshire!
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You know, on a technicality, this is another Alliance city that is lost.
Unless something happened offscreen, Dalaran officially rejoined the Alliance in MoP, and for Legion the vote was never to leave the Alliance and pursue neutrality, it was to permit the Horde to enter the city.
So from a certain point of view, Dalaran joins Theramore and Darnassus as an Alliance city to get destroyed to introduce a new expansion. 
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As someone who has been Team Blue since the beginning, it became blatantly apparent way back when that Alliance is a plot device for The Horde Story.
I accepted it during the robot cat quest.
The Alliance story will never even reach the heights of something as complex and rich as the story of coke bear.
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I’m just going to go with the belief that if Dalaran falls, Dalaran will rise again.
I already have names saved for my Earthen, Dracthyr and Harronir rogues. That’s another thing I’m going with, that those will be an allied race dropped in an odd patch.
Where are you guys seeing the hats, do you have a link?
On wowhead, choose 10.2.7 PTR version.
Database > Items > Armor
Slot - head
Additional filters
Added in patch > 10.2.7 “Dark Heart”
Apply filter
If you want to see other gear, just clear the slot and apply the filter for whatever you want to view.
This is the particular helm I’m excited for:
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Sounds like you’ve been on wowhead… spelunkin’ 
That hat rules.
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The Legend of Pablo Escobear is eternal.
Just remember, sometimes when you poke the bear, you get the horns.
Since you get to the mage class hall only by teleporting and not from a door or portal inside Daralan I guess you could roleplay it out that the Spire holding it must have survived since the spell still works and takes you there. Maybe it teleported automatically, was saved by it’s extensive wards or has a major altered time cast on it to return it to a time before being damaged.
Dracthyr will finally be able to fly without dragonriding!
(Why did it take until the next expansion…)
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The spell still working is a gameplay mechanic. I can teleport to Dalaran in Northrend and then immediately teleport to the Legion version. Those spells will still work come TWW. It could in fact survive in some way, but it wouldn’t be because the spell works in game.
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What if the Kirin Tor magic Sargeras’ sword out of the ground and use that to build a flying city on, so they can fly around on a sword city
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I feel like Dalaran getting wrecked is supposed to be big but I honestly view it as so agonizingly tedious.
I think it began in MoP that I started noticing the routine of Surprise Attack → Futile Defense → Lose A City → How Could This Have Happened → We Shall Never Forget → This Is Our Motivation → Forgotten By End of Expansion and I was sick of it already.
Destroying things just doesn’t mean anything anymore.
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