Malgorok, I am quite astonished. This is a rather inappropriate venue to display and champion sexual innuendo, wouldn’t you say? I daresay this thread is far too innocuous to warrant such a post.
I do not own any pearls to “clutch” as you say. But I will have you know that I am outraged by this display, there could be children reading these posts. I daresay many a dinner table will be rather lively and animated tonight as parents struggle to explain what “swallowing” can mean in alternate contexts to their inquisitive offspring.
Very amusing, I am quite certain you missed your calling as a writer on Saturday night live, or as a stand-up comedian. You should entertain an alternate career. I should clarify, so as to avoid confusion, that this is not a discussion that would take place around my dinner table. My infant son is far too young.
You can try to rationalize the Void Lords’ actions all you like, but the “potential they see” in all other beings in the universe boils down to just one thing:
Food.
Oh, they’ll allow us to “stand among them” and give us gifts, alright. The masters can always use herd dogs to round up the sheep, after all. Once the livestock is gone however, the dogs will be next. You said it yourself.
I see. Madam, I do not know what profession you are employed in but I daresay your employers might be inclined to withhold or dock your wages if they knew that you were engaging in hooliganism and crudely mocking a gentlemanly poster like myself.
I worked at a sheet metal factory in my youth and my boss, a rather temperamental man, ran a very tight ship. I daresay he would not have tolerated a tenth of what your employers no doubt do.
One that largely relies on waiting for other people to do their jobs so I can do mine.
Plenty of room for hooliganism, or a smidge of malarkey. I may even embark on a bit of claptrap, balderdash, piffle, or - if I’m feeling extra frosty - some tomfoolery.
Indeed? Thank you for alerting me to this potential for hooliganism and tomfoolery, amongst other displays. I shall have to watch and monitor your posts quite closely, I am working in an informal volunteer capacity with the forum moderators and this information may be useful to them.