The void swallows all - you cannot deny this

Death is the absence of all to living things. Not to darkness. But then again, everything dies in WoW, but I don’t think void beings can really die.

sorry for going out of topic, let me go back to topic:

So the void swallows but also put forces on their knees? How can that… Oh!!

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I die a little each time Hawkie rejects me…

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Malgorok, I am quite astonished. This is a rather inappropriate venue to display and champion sexual innuendo, wouldn’t you say? I daresay this thread is far too innocuous to warrant such a post.

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Better clutch them pearls tight now, it only gets better from there.

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Who is that Hawkie? Sounds more evil than the Horde.

Is the void a pandaren?

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I do not own any pearls to “clutch” as you say. But I will have you know that I am outraged by this display, there could be children reading these posts. I daresay many a dinner table will be rather lively and animated tonight as parents struggle to explain what “swallowing” can mean in alternate contexts to their inquisitive offspring.

-points at the human hunter a few posts up-

Ok so I might only be hitting on him to get to his pets.

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Just tell them “it’s something your mother hasn’t done in years” so it can come back up in therapy later.

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Very amusing, I am quite certain you missed your calling as a writer on Saturday night live, or as a stand-up comedian. You should entertain an alternate career. I should clarify, so as to avoid confusion, that this is not a discussion that would take place around my dinner table. My infant son is far too young.

Runs away form another Elf + Human romance yelling “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HORDE, ACCEPT ME!”

I mean I’m technically being paid to be hilarious right now, so maybe I’ve already made it?

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CourageousSoreCurlew-size_restricted.gif

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Meh. Instead of a vague eternal nothingness, the Void is mostly propaganda and advertising.

Past the event horizon, you find marketing execs and PR consultants. Yogg had all those mouths so he could better shout slogans.

You’d do the same if you were in my shoes!

Soon, I will take all the Night Elves to the Horde because I don’t want to go alone.

You can try to rationalize the Void Lords’ actions all you like, but the “potential they see” in all other beings in the universe boils down to just one thing:

Food.

Oh, they’ll allow us to “stand among them” and give us gifts, alright. The masters can always use herd dogs to round up the sheep, after all. Once the livestock is gone however, the dogs will be next. You said it yourself.

The Void consumes ALL.

Don’t expect me to stand still to be eaten.

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I see. Madam, I do not know what profession you are employed in but I daresay your employers might be inclined to withhold or dock your wages if they knew that you were engaging in hooliganism and crudely mocking a gentlemanly poster like myself.

I worked at a sheet metal factory in my youth and my boss, a rather temperamental man, ran a very tight ship. I daresay he would not have tolerated a tenth of what your employers no doubt do.

One that largely relies on waiting for other people to do their jobs so I can do mine.

Plenty of room for hooliganism, or a smidge of malarkey. I may even embark on a bit of claptrap, balderdash, piffle, or - if I’m feeling extra frosty - some tomfoolery.

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Indeed? Thank you for alerting me to this potential for hooliganism and tomfoolery, amongst other displays. I shall have to watch and monitor your posts quite closely, I am working in an informal volunteer capacity with the forum moderators and this information may be useful to them.

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Maybe shadowlands is such a bad expansion because we actuslly lost to n’zoth and this is all just a Horrific Vision.

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Swallows… :laughing: :sweat_smile: :joy: