The Virgin Sylvanas versus the Chad Garrosh

((This is a fun thread don’t take it serious.))

Virgin Sylvanas:

  • Is used by the Jailer
  • Too stupid to realize that a guy called “THE JAILER” might not fight for freedom
  • Wears some kind of full armor covering up her body
  • Turns into purple farts to run away
  • Is overshadowed by her own human boytoy in pure smugness
  • Failed at making a lasting impression as a Warchief
  • Has not punched a chaos god

The CHAD Garrosh:

  • Prideful until the very end
  • Will never serve anyone but only himself
  • No need for armor because weapons are powerless against his bare and manly chest
  • Never runs away
  • Uses the power of an Old God without getting corrupted by it
  • Has tons of people simping for him despite being a dick (in both senses!)
  • Leader of the True Horde
  • Made a lasting impression as Warchief
  • Has punched Khorne from Warhammer 40k in the face for being a pathetic weakling
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So… What you are trying to tell me is that Garrosh is Tuska Demon Killa?

'cause if tha wha itz iz I will stomp 'very demon round here 'nd ya git will lead them zogin spky bitz to me!