The Undead Are Gods

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“Powerful undead, such as the lingering highborne who wander the Ruins of Eldarath, are sometimes so infused with evil that it coalesces into a sickly greenish goo. To the living, this substance is known as ichor of undeath.”

https://wow.gamepedia.com/Quest:The_Ichor_of_Undeath

Playable Undead characters bleed green. So they have the Ichor of Undeath.

http://i.imgur.com/pJalOPY.jpg

But what is ichor?

i·chor
ˈīkôr/
noun: ichor

The fluid that flows like blood in the veins of the gods.

Finally, the Undead are the only playable race on the Cosmology Chart.

https://bnetcmsus-a.akamaihd.net/cms/content_entry_media/TWBVG69FBZ6A1456944926085.jpg

We are described here on the same level as the Naaru, the Titans, the Wild Gods and the Old Gods! :smiley:

There’s also a religion based around Undead worship. It’s called the Cult of the Damned.

Finally, just like other godly races, Undead have created a Race of their own: The Abominations.

You might argue that they just take pieces of meat and sew them together, but how is that any different from a Titan taking a bunch of pre-existing stones and putting them together to make a Dwarf?

So, yeah. We are gods. I await tribute :sunglasses:

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I’m the superior god around here Mortis, you shall provide me with tributes or you shall face the wrath of a thousands winds.

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You’re a Shaman…

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Quick to the front row…this should get good. Like WoWted talks. Guest co-speaker Fleb.

First question: What medicine do you take to come up with these amazing left field topics ?

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Shaman is the best class i know 8)

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Nothing at all! My brain is just wired this way :smiley:

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Literally already died once.
Thinks he’s a god.

I think whatever was left of your brain is beginning to rot, Mortis. Might want to get that embalmed :wink:

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You say “died”. I say “ascended to godhood” :smiley:

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I like you Mortis. Always bringing the undead and warlocks to their rightful place. Godhood.

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I think what he is saying is hold your breath and don’t light a match

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/shackle
/purges in Holy Fire

Weakest god ever. Certainly is a low bar to godhood these days, if all it takes is having your soul reattached to your corpse with the sloppiness that only a drunken Hozen could achieve…

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We might be the weakest gods ever. But at least we are gods.

You just serve other gods. Those shackles and holy fires come from the Light, not from you. Without the Light, you are just a powerless little green lady. The Light grants you abilities on a whim. It might take them away on a whim as well.

As for me, I embody a cosmic force :smiley:

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To be fair trolls have the potential to become loas when they die. Our meat suits are holding us back apparently

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97 out of 120 voice in my head agree to Worship the undead. The rest worry about the health benefits.

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That isn’t how it works…

Also Warriors and Rogues, whom don’t use “magic”, can also beat you.

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Bow to the cow god!

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And they can also go to Ahn’Qiraj and kill C’thun, an Old God.

Anyone can kill anybody. But not everybody can be a god! :smiley:

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Sorry, I’m not Hindu. I will bow for a cheeseburger though.

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I’ll give you a burger. It’s made of beef aged 11 years. No, that’s not maggots… it’s sesame seeds :smiling_imp:

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Sounds like being a god really doesn’t come with any benefits does it Mortis? It only makes you a target for mortals to farm you for drops.

/Shackle
/Holy Fire

Dang it… nothing good again. resets instance