The Tide...Rises 🐙

Bow down before the drowned God mortals. The awakening draws nearer!

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So is this going to ruin my sand castle or am I good here?

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I… I can’t bow. A piece of wood is in my stomach and hurts to much… to even sit

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You keep those tentacles away from me.

The sand castle pleases N’Zoth. It may remain …for now

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I’m not a schoolgirl so I’ll be fine.

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Yeah, how’d that work the last four times?

C’thun? Yogg? Y’sharjj? G’huun?

Oh right, they can’t answer through their broken TEETH. And Yogg is 90% teeth so that’s a lot of dental reconstruction.

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Hail Hydra!

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Wait a minute…

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I’m just gonna add N’zoth to my murderfied old gods list soon enough.

You can’t kill the Old Gods. Only their avatars. Silly emo knight.

It only wishes to unite everyone? Why must you be so hostile to one as glorious as our calamari lord?

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Because he’s an embodiment of evil, and I have check list, if I kill 5 old gods I get an achievement.

Also his fashion sense is horrible.

Tell that to Yogg’Saron

Yoggy is not dead. He’s just imprisoned again

“You didn’t kill him you gave him a surprise nap”

You can try to lawyer it all you want but we been doin a whole lot of murderin on these old gods.

I did, and he said he’s still there, just in a prison again. But soon those chains will shatter. All chains will be broken.

The Old Gods are not dead.

They are just layered.

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Whoops, I meant Y’Shaarj.

The one that got ripped from the planet and killed by the titans before they figured out they shouldn’t do that.

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If you’re worshipping Old Gods and NOT Vadimier’s rippling busty bare shoulders, then you are living life wrong.

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I meant Y’Shaarj, that’s my mistake.