The tank conspiracy:

Myth: People choose to play tank for the sole purpose of protecting their teammates, practicing the dungeon and their class, or climb the Mythic ranks.

Reality: People choose to play tank only to fulfill the role, get quick dungeon queues, level up their character faster, or get more chances for loot drops.

And now we have the tank nerf. I’m going to get so much heat for this, but I actually welcome it. So many “tanks” decide to rush and skip thinking they’re invincible. Well, the torch of superiority has been passed to the healers.

I wouldn’t be surprised if we will have a healer shortage. We shouldn’t, because the Dracthyr were released.

So tanks. Remember that message I gave you? Nah, don’t worry about it. I won’t post it here, either. But just know that if you decide to miff your fellow player who decided to take the role of healer…

Your commitment to play tank will be the same as your character back-side-up on the floor. Dead.

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Okie dokie.

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I’m also ready for this thread to either be ghosted or muted. Such is the way of GD.

I’m going to go make a sandwich. The 17th is right around the corner.

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I just facerolled a mythic yesterday and pulled multiple packs, healer did their job fine

I’ve tanked since I started wow. You gauge your group’s capability and gradually ramp up your pulls if they can take it

Sounds like you had a bad experience with a tank?

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Too many to count.

Tank nerfs have happened at the beginning of a lot of past expansions to prevent issues where gearing up later in the expansion causes tanks to become nearly indestructible towards the end of an expansion

Actually it just makes healers much more relevant which is a good thing :slight_smile:

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I agree with this. I want to make the generalization that people talk too much about the tank shortage. And don’t get me wrong, I’m one of them, but the healers are the ones who forgives our mistakes (most of the time) and offer a resurrection.

For real… when was the last time anybody saw a “healer shortage” thread?

Easier to find a healer in mid/high keys compared to a tank.

Both are pretty rare though

I play a tank on this Warrior because I like the Protection specialization more than Arms and Fury.

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only if you’re a bad tank >:)

The is legit the best reason anybody could come up with.

Myth: Players want more tanks in the game.

Reality: People like the OP hate tanks and only want to exploit them because they view them as a public service like the fire department.

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Also remember OP: Teamwork. Youre in a dungeon party. It’s your party facing the monsters in there, and the tank is the vanguard but can’t accomplish his job alone.

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Hate is a strong word. It doesn’t say anywhere in my post that I hate tanks.

You’re full of it.

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I play the specializations I like regardless if they are good are not. My current line-up is Protection Warrior, Frost Death Knight, Havoc Demon Hunter, and Devastation Evoker.

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right now he can hahahah

100%. I use ring of frost for the tank to make a clean escape if he needs healing.

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i tanked for over a decade because it was a very rewarding role.

but then M+ and 3rd party routing happened and … yeah. I can follow someone else’s route as dps too - it’s easier.

I also welcome this nerf. Too many tanks think they are gods of wow. Ive seen it multiple times.

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If I’m ever in a group with you and you choose to be tank, I will make one of the enemies into pig so you take reduced damage.

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