The Story of the Battle

50,0000 years ago Battle for Azeroth began on a few remote desert islands that were geo-engineered by Moonkin Worm Lords/Mole People. What resulted is what you have today. Countless raids have been fought with little more than twigs for clothing and shenanigans with the false guise of looking after the peasants and several more annoying features. I come to you now. We are still here sort of. um. Candy canes.