About a week ago I had another encounter with the ‘biters’, small kids trained by their parents to bite people so that the parents can claim compensation when you try to get the little accident off of your person.
The little taint stain tried three times before I decided I’d had enough and mule-kicked him into a stand of Ooshie toys, which collapsed onto of him.
Didn’t think much of it, apologised to the manager and was told to not come back for a week in case the guardians were staking the place out
Got a text later on that day from the manager of this screaming woman being told she’d have to pay for all the damaged Ooshies the kid had ‘knocked down’, and if she wouldn’t pay, she’d be barred from the shopping centre.
Fast forwards to today, I’m back at the store, checked in at the front counter if I was allowed to still shop here and get told yes, on one condition.
I aim for something expensive again if somebody’s crotch-weasel decides to start biting, since the parents lawyered up, demanded the footage and then went reeeeeeally quiet when, from the back of me, there’s footage of me shaking off this kid twice before mule kicking him seven feet backwards into the stand.
Now, funny thing, because biters became such a hazard, not just to others, but to themselves due to the high risk of STD transference, there’s a precedent that if it can be proven that the child had attempted to assault someone multiple times, the guardians can be technically charged with the lowest category of assault, which is automatically dismissed but still remains on their permanent record, and child protection steps in to investigate.
So not only did their own lawyer tell them to shut up and get down, but they’ve had to fork out for nearly a hundred Ooshies to boot.
Karma is a cruel mistress, but sometimes she gives you the win.