The Secret Bike Crime

It’s official. OP is absolutely trolling.

OP has the Lucid Nightmare mount and 325 pets ranging in levels all the way up to 25.

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I do have those things thanks for checking.
I am absoultely not trolling.
Imagine having pets.

They did. They thought, “This is content that is accessible to all players. They just have to put in a little effort.”

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Considering the hoops you have to jump through to get Lucid Nightmare…

Yes. You absolutely are.

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To claim the insane amounts of dramatic outrage over a single pet battle when you have all of those pets and DO actually pet battle, while suffering through the Lucid Nightmare… that is absolutely telling of this thread.

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Have you seen the steps for the bike?

Eau’s entire schtick is “I pay for this game hand every aspect of it to me on a silver platter”.

Different song, same dance.

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You dont expect anything in return for your money?
I didnt know WOW was a charity for you.

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Hahaha, posts like these are hilarious.

If you’re not gonna do the required stuff for the mount, you don’t get the mount.

Don’t PvE? No PvE stuff for you.

Don’t PvP? No PvP stuff for you.

Don’t act like this content is/was made for you when you refuse to do ONE of the steps required to get the reward.

Go do whatever else you do, and let the people who enjoy this sort of thing (like me) without begging it to be nerfed.

Don’t listen to people that refuse to play (you), when making content.

This is a non-issue.

You’re just being petulant.

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Well, the good news is that you can level the pets to 25 in just a couple battles each due to the anniversary and you only need to do one pet battle for the actual bike quests.

So by my estimation, that’s about 100050032116 fewer pet battles than your estimation.

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Wait does that work? I bought the terrible turnip pet at 25 on the ah cuz my friend told me it was op and i cant learn it lmao.

“I want rewards without actually having to play for them”

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There’s pet charms from a bunch of non pet battle sources too, you can get this done in under 2 hours (Acquire 3 pets, acquire charms, level to 25, beat Jeremy) without needing to do a single pet battle besides the one against Jeremy himself.

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lol xD

Yes. I have. I don’t plan to do it because I don’t care enough about it. I’m lazy. And I own that. But I also don’t have the Lucid Nightmare for the same reasons.

You have more of a collection of hard to get things and secret findings than I do, yet you’re all up in here throwing an absolute fit.

While they went and beat their head against another secret finding wall. The dramatic hypocrisy is real.

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Our money grants us access to the servers. It’s right there in the EULA we all agree to. What we do with our access to the game servers is entirely up to us, and whether you play 20h a day or 2 days out of a month, the access granted by our $15 tithe is all the same to Blizzard.

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Yeah, I have a bag full of pet rarity and exp stones saved up in case I need to quickly level a pet, but I don’t expect other people to have those. But yeah you can get some pretty easily.

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Yeah, I legit use all the polished charm battle pet tokens I get, 35 a piece for an epic stone, and level some random pet to 25 from level one.

Been doing that for years, and now I’ve got over two hundred level 25+ pets.

Never once did a Super Squirt week or whatever lol, never needed to.

It’s Eau :joy:

Pro at being over dramatic.

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I didnt beat anything, I followed easy steps.