Where the hell is T’Paartos?
I could look it up, but I’m sure everybody else is wondering, too.
…who?
Anyone who doesn’t know who T’Paartos is should seriously question their life choices that have led them to this point.
I remember T’Paartos and hope he’s ok.
T’Paartos!
OK, I looked it up.
Alleria probably sucked him dry in a back alley with her vampiric shadow powers. He’s nothing but a void husk, now.
I got a better question:
Who is T’Paartos?
We’ve already addressed this.
I had to look it up, still means nothing to me.
Such is life.
Hmmm. Not the WORST way to go out I suppose.
I hate research. Why should I care about him / her / it?
T’Paartos is sad you don’t care about T’Paartos.
The world doesn’t revolve around T’Paartos. Or maybe it does. I have no idea.
Because
A. Don’t get me wrong, I love Zappyboi, but he’s a random character from a cinematic who became a meme and then a prominent character in part of the war campaign. Whereas T’Paartos was an interesting character already there and became a meme as well who kinda just disappeared.
And B. T’PAARTOS!
T’Paarting is such sweet sorrow…
T’Paartos!!!
I’m much more concerned about whatever happened to Cro Threadstrong.
Light Forged are busy chilling, waiting for the big bad to show up before they become relevant again.
He ran away to Nagrand with the fruit vendor.
Why would Granny Smith go to Nagrand?