What would the filling be and what kind of frosting/crust would he/she have?
A Guinness Gnome Pie filling with flaky puff pastry
She’s my cherry pie!
Strawberry-rhubarb pie filling with a tofu crust and cinnamon glaze.
Good ol’ apple pie. Made with Granny Smith apples, of course, since they’re a terrific baking apple, with plenty of cinnamon and nutmeg and sugar.
A really cute ice cream cake decorated with doggy biscuit and frisbee shaped cookies. Filling would be vanilla of course. I know you can’t eat chocolate, you very good boy!
Strawberry shortcake. The type that is placed in individual white cake cups filled to the brim with glazed strawberries and strawberry syrup and a dollop of whip cream on top.
Sweet potato pie.
Those lava cakes are fancy but expensive.
Steak & kidney pie
Italian Cookies & Cream.
Still alive, bleeding, and screaming in pain with every BEAR bite! Delish.
Kind of looks like pumpkin pie baked into a carrot cake with cream cheese frosting topped with walnuts to me.
You remind me of a Terry’s chocolate orange.
Probably a very emo looking cake with all kinds of dark roses and thorns. Poisonous too. Probably would kill a human if eaten, but taste delicious to undead.
I can live with that
if the cake is a lie.
Does that mean the person(s) above me are a lie too?
Blasphemy Cake is never a lie only thing truer then cake is brownie
Grasshopper pie.
Hmmm not sure maby a cake of some kind. Spin the wheel for a random flavor.