The Pandaren should take over Zandalar…

…and rename it Pandalar. The Horde have proven themselves crummy allies and Zandalari royalty has been questionable at best, so I’m sure the Zandalari wouldn’t put up much of a fight.

From there the Panda-Zanda dream team use their combined powers to take advantage of the weakened Horde and Alliance and try to take over Azeroth. Boom, new expansion. Who needs N’zoth?

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The Zandalari didn’t hesitate to invade Pandaria the moment the Pandaren freed themselves and seized power. They invaded the Jade Forest with full force. It’s why the Order of the Cloud Seroent exists, to counter Zandalari pterosaurs. They were being overwhelmed by them and tamed cloud serpents and kicked their behinds right out of the Forest. They never got further than that. Maybe they should forcefully borrow everything west of Dazar’alor. The Pandaren deserve some payback for all the crap many many races have pulled on them. The Sha threat taught them to reject things like revenge but the gone. Get after it, pandas!

Considering this it’s kind of surprising that the Horde pandaren were cool with the Horde picking up Zandalari as an allied race. It’s kind of like the Horde allying with the Amani and expecting the blood elves to stay.

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or how the pandaren were kind enough to teach them how to be monks?

lol it’s a joke

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Well Horde Pandaren are turtle people. Their connection to Pandaria is as strong as mine is to Europe. Aka not very. Huojin Pandaren are problem solvers. While Aysa cried about the turtle having an owwie, Ji thought up a plan how to fix it. And she got mad because the turtle bled some. As opposed to what? Leaving the ship stuck in its side? The Horde got the better pandas.

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I approve of this concept.

Is there a panda monk trainer in Zandalar? Everyone else has one. I haven’t checked.

If MoP had launched prior to Cata, I would’ve taken every furfilth panda scum and lined them up in what was to become the giant gorge that Deathwing burned into Kalimdor.

The one for the Forsaken is hilarious. They try to poison him and he’s like “hey that’s pretty good stuff! burrrrp” Pandaren are so unappreciated

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oh my :persevere:

I’m a demon Hunter and even I thought that was edgey…

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Pandaren are too resilient. They’d have used a mage to turn in the a/c and monk flipped outta there.

10/10 full support

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Im Pandalarian…er, Pandaren and I approve this message.