The Origin of Chad

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Legend has it some kid at school was picked on by another kid named Chad… they said ":rage: I’ll teach you chad :face_with_symbols_over_mouth: " and began their online carnage of the name Chad.

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Would you believe me if I said Wikipedia actually has an article on the term? No?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_(slang)

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Fire, Frozen, and Life: The Chad SCARLET CRUSADER The Virgin ARGENT DEFENDER Helmets will not fit over his perfectly rigid hair- doesn't need the extra protection Lives in a tent on a frozen continent Only ever had one alpha leader Weird hood to Fearless in the face of the countless undead hordes Lives in a holy monastery right in the enemy's heartland Has so many alpha leaders, it doesn't matter if one dies face Kills so many of the Scourge that many Alliance leaders admit that Crusade's methods work Useless artsy shoulder armour Actually afraid of the undead Aesthetic, practical shoulder armour Has to use a shield Skinnvfat from a life of guard duty and no actual fighting Has no use for shields- enemy attacks simply bounce off his bountiful muscles Stacys flock to join the Crusade upon seeing Chad's enormous balls, literal and metaphorical Prays for the Scourge to just disappear Prays for the strength to purge all undead Strong with 0% body fat from a life of fighting ies quickly, hours after arriving Refuses to die too alpha for death Surplus sword from the bottom of the Stormwind armoury Despite horrendous losses, manages to recruit thousands of new crusaders every day Legendary enchanted weapon that players can't even loot Emblem is fire to remind him of the only true way to destroy undead Emblem is a sun to remind him to be happy He is there for cinematic value he is not actuall a formidable fighter Glorious, bright colours worn at all Boring, neutral colours so he doesn't attract too much attention Actually a strong foe that can kill players Own brand greaves Only accepts true humans determined to reclaim Lordaeron other races can't be trusted to be Chad enough Accepts aâ¡ races including Forsaken Neon golden boots crafted by Uther himself Were so weak, they had to combine with the Order of the Silver Hand Rich and owns a library to enhance his knowledge of all things Does whatever he wants and has dy millions of Stacys trying to get into Probably poor and uneducated So strong that even after 14 years of constant raids, the Scarlet Crusade continues to exist Whiteknights but still no g/f