An old orc was walking by the beach when he heard a loud “Orc Orc Orc” from the water… he turned his head and saw a seal flopped up on a rock and replied “yes me am orc.”. the seal just blinked at the old orc like sea lions do and continued barking “Orc Orc Orc!”. the old orc replied back “Yes yes yes, what you want of orc?”. still just lying on the rock the seal once more barked “Orc Orc Orc!” and the old Orc now thoroughly incensed yelled" what?!? what you want of Orc???". now fuming the Orc listened enraged as the seal once more barked “Orc Orc Orc!” before shouting “leave poor Orc alone!!!” and running off from the beach and the sea lion he left still barking “Orc”. that’s why orcs hate sea lions 
. any funny stories y’all can come up with?
Don’t stroll on that beach; seagulls gonna come poke you in the coconut.
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poor poor yoda, i still can’t believe he survived being attacked by 4,700 seagulls 
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