Once upon a time there were two Bulls sitting on a hill. One day the young Bull looks down the hill and sees a field of beautiful cows… The young Bull says to the old Bull, “Hey let’s RUN down the hill and take one of them cows!!”
The old Bull snorts and looks over at the young Bull and says, “Let’s walk down and take them all…”
Old WoW 5mans is the Old Bull, new WoW mythic+ is the young Bull.
That is all.
As a cow, this offends me.
How udderly amoosing…
i’ve been doing it wrong?
i thought snorting was for pigs 
i don’t like thinking about bulls charging down a hill to take the female of their species… in every context, that ain’t right. whether it’s kidnapping, or… ‘other’ types of taking.
…also, for some reason, i imagined cairne and baine saying this to one another. anyone else think that?
15 minute penalty for using more then one pun in a sentence.
Aw, don’t have a cow, behooves me to say it but personally I think that pun-ishment is a bit steep…but I guess it’s butter than the alternative 
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I have heard this story before.
But using WoW to tell it?
I give it a solid 7.5.
Which one gives me wings?
i’m pretty sure they were going to take them out for a nice evening of dining and dancing.
…and i’m ok with that.
I invited them over for some burgers.
here’s hopin, cause that’s the only context i could see that would be positive. 
Problem is they both lead to bullsh*t.
Why not be the bull the says I am going to go play with my buddies some Friday night RISK?
“Inside of you are two wolves … and I’m really, really sorry about the transporter malfunction.” – Chief O’Brien
Oh op,that was good
Seriously didn’t think you could milk your pun crimes any harder but you managed too.
Thank you 
. These puns are merely a drop in the milk bucket of the mass produced jokes I can farm for laughs 
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All I got from this was that the Old Bull is spec’d AOE, and the Young Bull is spec’d single target. Uncap the young bull, Blizz!!!