The Official Anti-Tauren Thread

Tauren is the only race I dont corpse camp. Horde dont deserve them, they should get the gnomes, monster race like the undead orcs o trolls.

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TMI.

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We Tauren are a peaceful people…errr…man-cows.

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I have a low level Tauren Druid called RagingSteak.

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HMM just MAN cows guess you should join the B E then /snort .

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I find that Tauren are usually the coolest and don’t gank people while they’re questing, especially tauren druids they tend to be pretty peaceful

I dunno why

Undead and orcs just zug anything with a heartbeat

Undead rogues mash buttons and die

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This thread is filled with Bull crap

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I was going to say I think most of this is in your head, but since tauren can’t be rogues, you might be right about this…but only because you can’t choose tauren when making a rogue.

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Gnomes are the most tender for sure brother.

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If you question the intelligence of Tauren, you just aren’t enlightened enough to understand Tauren philosophy, religion and thought.

I would teach you of the wonders and enlightenment of Kaoism, but you non-Tauren, especially a Human Warrior, probably couldn’t understand.

Kaoism (/ˈkaʊ-/), is a philosophical and spiritual tradition of Tauren origin which emphasizes living in harmony with the Kao (lit. ‘Way’, or Kao). In Kaoism the Kao is the source, pattern and substance of everything that exists. Kaoism teaches about the various disciplines for achieving “perfection” by becoming one with the unplanned rhythms of the universe, called “the way” or “Kao”. Kaoist ethics vary depending on the particular school, but in general tend to emphasize moo wei (action without intention), “naturalness”, simplicity, spontaneity and the Three Treasures: “compassion”, “humility”, and “oneness” with the Earth Mother…

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Lol’d at cattleclysm.

Tauren’s are fine to me… they’re probably the most peaceful race in the game. NPCs and players both. I never rolled one, nor a troll, but as a horde member, I respect them. Humans are really evil, we need to stop them from cooking taurens.

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Epic thread is epic.

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All the problems in Azeroth begin and end with elves.

Kill them, and we can have pizza and margarita shooters.

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moo, moo, moo
Why don’t you like me? Nobody likes me

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I like you :3 pets you

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Why so serious?

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The Kaoism was funny enough on its own…

Then I read your name.

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just another internet furry mad someone is making a joke at his mains expense.

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Antibodies even better yum!!

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Okay vulpera.

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