Malfurion stormrage, he was asleep for what 3 expansions. did little to nothing in cata, gets captured in every other expac. he goes toe to toe with slyvanas starts to win a little then gets 1 shotted by saurfang.
after recovering from being 1 shotted he exacts his revenge on exactly 5 horde npc’s that are escorting supplies.
I was going to say manduwin but atleast he rezzed like 10 people while fighting for the under city, lordaeron whatever.
cool story bro.
its not my story, blizz made it up.
topper mcnabb just hangs around stormwind complaining about WC3 building placements.
malfurion at least kinda does stuff.
Nope. Definitely Dumass. The guy just pulls every Alliance soldier on the field and dies. If he isn’t eating dirt, he’s trying to kill Bosses with starter gear. Guy has no DPS, his talents are random and his action bars look like a phone app menu.
Noo… We loves the Dumass! He should be made Warchief!
You take that back! Dumass is the horde’s savior and a national hero!
Dumass is the hero we don’t need and wished never came around yelling HI HI HELP!
But without Dumass we wouldn’t have the most bestest quest chain in the entire game: Welcome to the Machine.
He’s adorkable.
Gonna cast my vote for “Reagent Vendors”, given that we haven’t actually used reagents for years now. “Poison Vendors” fall into the same category.
Come to think of it, I’m pretty hazy on what, if anything, class trainers do these days. I know they give everyone a quest at level 20 to go run a dungeon for a useless reward, but that’s still doing SOMETHING.
Dumass saved me from vicious overgrown spiders when I went exploring an abandoned mine. I will not have his heroism tarnished!
Dumass for Warchief!
ION bootlicker brown noiser hire me corporate shareholder Hazzikotas.
EDIT: MY bad I read the title wrong.
Thrall
Funny how whenever the horde needs him he goes mia
Nope, he’s comic value.
Its kind of a throwback but I’m gonna cast my vote for Corki. Remember that guy? One of the guys from the Kurenai city in Outland-Nagrand and there were a bunch of quests in a row where his …‘Dumass’ got captured by huge ogres and stuck in a cage where you had to work your butt off to get him out.
No one got captured more easily by obvious foes since Princess Peach of Mario world fame. Sure you got butt-tons of XP for bailing him out but still. Omg.
Tyrande is forever rescuing her husband. She should put him on a leash, she might not loose him so easily then.
I agree! Dumass for Warchief!
That was the highlight of his career. Shame he used all his gusto up and has to sleep for another 3 millennia now.
Hahahah true.
That mob in the ground that keeps you in combat 3/4 of the way across a zone.