The line is too long (important)

I have been waiting in line to use the horde bathroom in shattrath for over 50 minutes but I can see that the alliance bathroom has no line and they get to insta Q right in there! THIS IS NOT FAIR AND MUST BE FIXED.

It’s not fair! Blizzard I demand you fix this problem by allowing horde into the alliance bathroom!

How can you expect me to spend all this time in outland and then wait upwards of 50 minutes to go potty! This is UNACCEPTABLE.

I waited nearly an hour to get in there only to find out that the toilet was clogged and there was no hot water because an alliance bathroom premade used it all it up!! Is this how you treat your paying customers? The smell was so bad it stunned me despite my overpowered hardiness racial :sob:

I know it has been this way for two years but I hoped TBC would change it for the better. Please daddy blue, I beg you, provide some relief and just let us horde use the alliance bathroom. We can’t wait any longer.

Sure that might mean alliance now have to wait longer to get into their own bathroom, but who cares about them am I right? I know deep down you still love horde the most so act like it!

I don’t want to reroll alliance just to use the bathroom when all my friends and family play exclusively horde!

S. O. S.

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Glitch in the forum, it says you’re an orc when obviously you’re a troll :stuck_out_tongue:

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HA!

That was definitely my premade that ruined your bathroom experience. Git gud and reroll nub.

The great Dookcloggins strikes again at the foul horde.

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Just identify as an Alliance…use the bathroom you want…problem solved.

You’re welcome.

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I tried to tell them I was just an oversized leper gnome but they still wouldn’t let me in!

Listen, we would let you use the Alliance facilities but you never tip the attendant and the undead keep leaving parts behind.

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Not to mention the Orcs tore the urinals off of the wall and the Blood Elves spent way too much time preening in front of the mirror. You’re probably right, bad idea.

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Bring it up with the fruit vendor

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Yet another reason I want to use the ally bathroom, those belfs be gazers if you know what I mean.

Not to mention the Tauren.

Holy Goshen.

Those selfish cows take up two to three urinal spaces sometimes. No sense of shame

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Honestly though, best thread I’ve seen all day.

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The q has gotten even worse please send help and possibly diapers

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