eyes suspiciously
Excuse me maâm but this is panda discrimination
I heard there was Bread in the Library and thought to come tell you kids off, no food allowed in the Library.
ahem you shall address me as Madam. And your furr gets all over the books so please excuse thyself the library closes in five minutes.
Except for my wonderful cookies
Made especially for all these tall mean poopy mouth noise makers.
You said that five minutes ago.
/incoherent yelling
Cookies arenât food. They are delicious
And I promise they wont make your limbs fall off.
You have made this girl a very happy girlâŚ
HEATHEN!
This FOUL library has Harry Potter books! Such depravity! Such sin!
Wonât someone think of the children?
I DEMAND THESE BE REMOVED
But youâre a wizard, Harry!
I do not appreciate these jokes. Your name and hair remind me of the Limp Biskit album I threw in the garbage yesterday. Library is closing in two minutes. Please return your books to the front desk.
And donât touch the card catalogue thank you in advance.
How dare you hate on Harry Potter
Please remove thyself from this library. You read little books like Harry Potter or something. Expand thy mind. Read Carlos Castaneda or Bukowski.
Library shall close in two minutes please make your final remarks.
How long is 2 minutes in Gnome?
My final thought. Why is it called a liberry if its not fruit.
Thank you and good day.
Could be like my partner with me in High Heels.
smacks moobs fingers with a ruler WHO ELSE wants to be cute. The library is closed.