“Gnome Technology? Not sure I trust them.”
/lol
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I bought a coffee from a gnomish bot. It was delicious. The next guy had to wear it cause it sprayed him. Glad I wasn’t in his shoes.
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Oh no, no no no. Refurbished and repurposed ancient -looks at notes- highborne? origins. The ones who explode are used on the field. The non-explosive ones are used indoors.
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“Much better, thank you. Did he come with an Owner’s Manual?”
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-points at the note attached to the back- I believe that would be the note.
Either that, or the paperwork the DH is using as napkin.
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“You mean that note that says ‘Kick Me’?”
/giggle
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Hmmm? You mean the peel to my fish sandwich?
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“I believe she does mean that. Good thing I have a robot that can fix it.”
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“Don’t worry. The Robot is trained in Art Restoration. He can fix the problem.”
Is the robot any good at being a chiropractor? My neck and shoulders are stiffer than a 4x4.
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“No, but this should work…”
(Lady Cyndi Lou hands you a shot of REAL Absinthe.)
/grin
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Great, now I will chase demons in a lucid state!
comes around the corner with a pile of books .
Ahm,did some say party and closing?
“Good to see you made it out okay.”
/smile
Yeah, but got lost for 5 hrs in the back trying to find the books i once read on conjuring without elements .Strange thing is i don’t remember it having a red warning sticker on it.
“It’s been Updated, to include the Dark Arts. That one is to be read IN the Library. You can’t remove it from the building any more.”
/smile
Truly an amazing library. I did lose some fur on that book about Mimics though… it bites back.
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“I take it, you didn’t read the Warning, and Instructions on the Book Binding.”
I did, but I think it was turkey bacon I offered it, not boar…