blinks in and stretches feet in the air and wiggles toes
Does this place have Wi-Fi?
“That’s the Hall Pass. GRAB IT!!!”
“Yes, in the Reading Section in the back.”
/smile
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shhhhhh don’t tell Cyndi but that’s where I keep the really good spirits (hic)
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“You put BOOZE in the HAUNTED BASEMENT!?!?!? No wonder the Janitor is dead.”
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NO he’s not dead but when it wears off the hangover will make him wish he was
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“You Fool!!! The Drunk Spooks killed him!! That is the Room where we keep the EVIL Ghosts!!!”
“The Poor Sod, never knew what hit him.”
(Lady Cyndi Lou lights a candle for the Janitor.)
/sad sigh
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I got you hun.
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“They are Student Spirits. We are not trying to trap them, we are trying to TEACH them.”
Let’s teach them an essential element of unlife, fear.
/evil scarecrow noises
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“Don’t you DARE!!! There are CHILDREN Spirits down there, and we do not wish they ANY harm.”
Oh, well. That’s different.
/offers a ghost piñata stuffed with ghost candies
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Greetings everyone. The library will be closing soon. Thank you all for your participation this evening and I hope you all have a wonderful evening. Thank you Cindylou for being our curator.
nobody will play Hearthstone with me and I’m mad
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wakes up
Huh I haven’t even washed up and the library is closing???
I’d like to speak with the manager.
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glares
I AM the manager. How may I help you. The clock is ticking.
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How… is the hic bread talking to me???
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Please do not engage the manager at this time. She is feeling lonely and withdrawn. Thank you for your patronage.
-The Intern
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Please refrain from accessing Bread’s personal items, otherwise security may be issued upon your person. Thank you for your patronage.
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It sounds like we gotto throw a surprise party with cake and cookies, and lots of beer!!!
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