Greetings everyone, the library is open for a special two hour occasion this evening.
Myself and Yeast will be here to answer any questions about fried foods and other topics. Please behave yourselves.
Do you have any grapes?
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(Lady Cyndi Lou hands you a HUGE Book, titled ‘The Grapes Of Wrath’.)
/smile
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Greetings my dear, thank you for keeping an eye on things this evening.
Yes Sun, I have placed refreshments near the front desk if you so desire. Grapes, Strawberries, Blackberries and cheese.
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proceeds to make wine from the refreshment fruit
I also placed wine so you may look a little silly there. But, carry on.
Could everyone please move towards the front door, the special event is ending soon. Thank you in advance.
- The Intern
makes his way in with an entire barrel of sake
Get that weak wine out of the way, it’s time for a real drink
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I will allow this. Is there a particular book you are looking for sir?
Is there a book on how to turn a library into a club
/Lights a match in the library’s basement.
Hmm does anyone smell something
This party is about to be lit.
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Ha ha! Good joke. All books in this library have been cured with a spell of containing, which repels fire. Thanks for trying though! Once Moob returns you shall be removed from this library.
Nothing about felfire.
/casts immolation
ahem all I smell is your stinky fur, sir do you need a book or not the library is closing within the hour.
Excuse you, I use only the finest shampoo and fur conditioner sourced from the waters of the Vale of Eternal Blossoms. Please do something about that moth infested bun of yours before you come for my fur and what is up with that green fire moving alarmingly close to my barrel of sake? I hope this library comes with fire insurance!
Sir/Madam I request that you refrain from making such statements this evening lest you be removed forcefully from this establishment.
There are refreshments at the front desk.
- The Intern
/sniffs Furrfist.
He smells like a vanilla bean.
“I hope you brought a heating tray. I only drink that stuff warmed.”
/smile
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