Greetings and salutations. If you are a friend to all the fuzzy wuzzys of Azeroth and would never dream of harming one you are welcome to join my new club.
If however, you are a heartless monster who engages in the wanton slaughter of our most innocent and precious cuties you are not welcome at all!
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You can’t prove you haven’t with AoE going off.
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A true friend to critters always checks to make sure there is none around before deploying a wmd.
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Yeah, i don’t go out of my way to kill them, but sometimes they get caught in the crossfire of my multishot or stomp.
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Hiding your armory profile, so we can’t see your statistics eh. Coward.
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That’s what they want you to think. In reality the Squirrel Illuminati is planning to use the cows and sheep to overthrow the leaders of Azeroth and claim the world for themselves.
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Classic characters don’t have a statistics page I think. But yeah, he can’t prove it on his character.
Yeah, if he had really accomplished this, he wouldn’t hide his profile/post from the relevant character because it would be noteworthy… like you can level no-kill in the game, but if you did you would never hide your profile. The whole point is to display such an accomplishment.
Plus, even if you are grouped up with someone and they kill a critter, and if he is claiming it was on his Classic character, there’s no way to know if you never accidentally were part of critter killing due to the lack of stat tracking… unless he’s wearing anything from Stratholme, because aren’t the rats that come out to poison you critters? It’s been awhile, but I think they weren’t listed as beasts.
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you sound like someone who Is feeling guilty over their critter killing ways. if you promise to reform and never do it again I will let you in the club on a probationary status.
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I like to Crash Lightning the chickens and lizards in Orgrimmar.
Did it count if you kill them by repeatedly clicking them at a fast pace until they blow themselves up? Or only if you actually damage them? What about pet battles?
No guilt here. In fact, I’ll save you from having to look at mine. I’ve killed 25,737 critters on this Rogue alone lol
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I kill them on sight. My wife cringes.
You every play UO? Mass genocide of critters. Everything that could be killed, harvested, or destroyed by a players was 24/7. The designers couldn’t figure it out. It wasn’t what they intended.
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How else are you going to get the Armadillo Pup?
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https://i.imgur.com/7hYFUvX.png
This was an alt that is now my main for SL, I don’t even try to target critters but I already have killed 2.2k.
Show me your records 
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please don’t try to make excuses for your barbarism. I do however encourage you to continue killing as many humans as possible. nasty beasts.
6292 critters killed. Doing my part to prevent the critter uprising.
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Reign in Ruin and fel fire.
Yellow or red health bar. Ugly as sin or cute and adorable. It gets bathed in toxic green flames, or and army of sapper imps charge it.
Mainly cause it forgot to pay its protection fee for the day. Yes, I have and will continue to drop Cataclysm on a single critter for arbitrary nonsense reasons.
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Have you ever been to mulgore? The critters wage war here, I think killing them is understandable.
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