The incompetance of blizzard

HOW DOES BLIZZARD EXPECT ME TO PLAY IN NAJ IF THE SERVER CRAWLS EVERY TIME HORDE BRING THEIR 700 MAN ZERG KILL TEAMS? Is Horde so pathetic they can’t win a fight without half of the north American servers? But that’s not the real problem, the problem is Blizzard not being able to handle players on their own game! Are they still using the original servers from 2004? Are they running windows ME? It goes deeper than that, they can’t even manage the clothing and merchandise store. I ordered a shadow lands t-shirt they had on there that Claimed to be a 4XL, well they where not I put them on and ended up ripping the side out. I got so mad I threw the 3 pot pies I was eat off my desk and punched the wall. My Mom came in to see what was wrong and after I told and she cleaned the pies off the floor she said she would make me a warcraft shirt with my old blue bed sheet I don’t use anymore. GET YOUR CRAP TOGETHER BLIZZARD and HORDE STOP ZERGING.

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What? RUIN isn’t Horde.

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I actually laughed at this; thank you.

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I’ve read a couple of your posts and saw how you reacted to pvp in game man. I remember you saying you are on blood pressure meds. Honestly dude if it’s getting you that upset to lose pvp you should probably turn wm off. And maybe slow down on the pot pies? It will be hard at first. Next time instead of 3 try 2. Eventually you will start doing better. And god bless your mom for helping you out with all these problems you have been having. Does she know about wow? Maybe she can help you step away for a minute so it lightens her load of taking care of the messes that happen after the frustration from losing pvp? Well hopefully man.

The definition of Horde is “a large group of people” and “zerging” means “using overwhelming numbers to win”. Naturally a “large group of people uses overwhelming numbers to win”.

You can’t just say stop doing that. Its in their nature.

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Seems like horde has got your panties in a twist…

I’m going to invite you to my house, I just remodeled my home horde theme. I used horde emblems throughout my whole house.

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Wow, I bet that place is a dump. Can you provide some picture links? I cannot imagine having an entire home dedicated to any video game. Maybe in a twelve year old’s fantasy world but not a grownup. I guess I could see a room but an entire home? C’mon. Please provide pictures!

Oh my God only “the 3 pot pies” what shall we do?

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just remember folk’s, if u see a ruin member, run away or get killed :slight_smile:

You really can’t make a post about incompetence, yet spell “incompetence” wrong, though.

Seriously, if it’s gonna get your panties in a twist, stay out of war mode. It’s not like you don’t have a choice.

Looks just like ogrimmar

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OP has made two obviously-troll posts in the last couple of days and gotten serious responses each time. Good work, dude :slight_smile:

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You sure they are serious responses? Or are you sure he isn’t being serious about his blood pressure going up when horde kills him? I would hate for his moms work in taking care of him to be in vain.

I have a solution that works 100% of the time, listen closely

Turn off warmode

Crazy to think its that easy dont you think? :open_mouth:

Dudes! The OP is making a joke!

I’m pretty sure that sort of pot pie abuse is criminalized in at least 47 states and the territory of Puerto Rico. No one really does that.

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Boy this sounds like my experience as horde.
Except the pot pies, T-shirt and other neato stuff.
Also I just leave and don’t get mad.

What gets me mad is when that stupid raid shows up after I was there for 60 seconds, I am flying back to portal and the…music…and a parachute…and an entire raid below me… &^&#**&^!#@^ I have not even attacked anybody!

Now that makes me angry at poor worksmanship.

The part about the tshirt and pies made me lol

I’m not sure he is. Pretty much sums up what everyone thinks of alliance. Maybe a little truth behind the sarcasm atleast?

His main is a 439 belf hunter.

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Horde stop zerging…have you seen an mi10 group…reminds me of those army ants that just eat everything. I’d imagine if ruin and mi10 where in the same shard all the internet in California would shut down.

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