When I was young I saw one of those infomercials super late at night and for some reason they were listing the reasons people yawn. I can’t completely remember but I think
1 people yawn when tired
2 people yawn when bored
3 people yawn when their brain doesn’t get enough oxygen
9 or 10 year old me exhales all the air in my body over and over to test theory
To my surprise causes me to yawn, do it again more yawns.
Yawning has now become something that’s stuck with me and it’s pretty annoying because I’ll be wide awake and do it when reading out loud or when listening to people talk like during speeches.
9th grade me gets called on to read in class
>yawns after two sentences
>no one cares
> yawns after two more sentences
> damn somebody didn’t get enough sleep last night
> continues reading a couple paragraphs totalling maybe 8 yawns, people are now super weirded out about it.
Years later
>26 year old me gets new job after yawning during interview
“Oh pardon me I’m sorry I have a condition that causes me to yawn a lot”
All good
>learning new jobs information
>yawn while reading or listening to trainer read and feel like I’m being disrespectful
Sigh
>reads mad manga for personal enjoyment
>yawns a ton during fun time
Don’t test the power of yawns