How do I join? I want to play that game.
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Me too. At this rate id join the scarlets too just so that i can actually fight the undead instead of being their friend on the dragon isles.
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The humans crave facism
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The only solution is an expansion, where both factions go to war and we prove once and for all who is the better faction!
Blizzard can call it… Fighting for Azeroth!
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The only thing Glorious is death and destruction… so ugh, what you wish for.
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I dunno, snatching one of their femurs and making them hobble around on one good leg is quite an entertaining way to pass time. Or pop off their skull and play hot potato around the fountain in Valdrakken. Forsaken frenz aren’t the worst things ever, as long as you have enough safety wire to put them back together appropriately.
The Niffen on the other hand…
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Back in bfa i had a side gig where i hunted, killed and converted vulpera fur into cozy hats… and their kids to wallets.
I bet i could do something similar with the niffen…
Tbf the undead should all be burnt like the trash race they are. Light wills it!
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I think I have an eyepatch somewhere. Is that enough to join?
Can’t I show up and say “wait, guys, I’m on your side”
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The application process is straightforward enough, except for one minor snag.
The application fee.
They charge an application fee of one (1) New Shattrath Quatloo. They will only accept New Shattrath Quatloos, and further, they insist on exact change. Now, the exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Quatloo is simple enough, but given that the Ningi is a triangular rubber coin eight thousand miles on a side, no one has ever collected enough to own one Quatloo.
So that’s where we stand on the subject.
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I am Great, so they waived the application fee for me.
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They’re neutral to alliance players, so who’s the real monster here?
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Alliance Players at this point wanted what the Horde had. Story Choice Options.
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And all it will cost you is everything… literally, everything.
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Sorry, can’t hear you with that boot on your neck, what was that?
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So how many established NPCs you gunna kill to have it though?
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Seems pretty easy to me. Just join a random BG and ignore all objectives like your typical random PvPer in favor of zerging/suiciding into the biggest pile of enemy bodies.
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I am level 60.
The future is now!
For Team Blue!
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I like Blizz’s understated commentary by labeling the people who want a continuation of the faction war jingoists.
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I feel like the Warlands is kinda flipped over from the traditional Horde or Alliance.
It seems, in that timeline, Alliance were the war-mongers that would stop at nothing, and Horde was always on the defensive.
From WoWhead:
" Most of the history is detailed in the 
Oil-Soaked Log Book, which can be found on the floor of the Alliance airship after defeating Varian Wrynn in The Warlands for the first time. After bringing this book to Soridormi, it can be read on one of the artifact collection tables at /way #2025 51.2 56.7.
At first, the history is the same. The Orcs came through the Dark Portal and destroyed Stormwind, but were eventually defeated at Blackrock Mountain and placed in internment camps. When the plague of undeath came, the Orcs fled to Kalimdor.
However, here is where the history changes. In the original history, the city of Dalaran was destroyed when Arthas, the Lich King, attacked. In The Warlands, the plague of undeath was stopped at Dalaran.
Afterwards, when the Alliance leadership attempted to sign a peace with the Horde, there was a revolution. The Alliance leadership was overthrown by those who wished to keep on fighting the Horde. The new Alliance leaders brought war to the Horde in Kalimdor, and the factions were renamed - the Great Glorious Alliance and the Blood Horde - who, according to the book, wasted their resources stripping the land of Kalimdor to help with the war effort.
Interestingly, in the Warlands, Varian Wrynn is the High King of the Great Glorious Alliance. In our world, the Alliance was led by Terenas of Lordaeron until Arthas killed his father and led his undead army in the Scourging of Lordaeron. When the new Alliance was formed under Varian Wrynn, it was in the honor and memory of the old Alliance. In the Warlands, however, the old Alliance was overthrown. Rather than honor the memory of Terenas, Varian must have led the revolution against him."
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