The Goblin Love thread. Share your love for goblins here! 💖

Alienaris-bleeding-hollow · January 31, 2019, 9:53am

Greetings and welcome to Gadgetzan Action News. Today we are talking about one of Azeroth’s most lovable races. Goblins from all over grace this thread with your presence. Us goblins have deeply shaped the economy across Azeroth, throw some of the best parties are responsible for some of the finest inventions around.

Sevaira-thrall · January 31, 2019, 9:55am

I would appreciate you more if you help me make more money.

Alienaris-bleeding-hollow · January 31, 2019, 9:57am

You see that lovely hairstyle you have? Goblins are the canonical inventors of the biggest barber business in Azeroth which most widely used. Surely those looks have helped you get a least a bit of gold, that you otherwise wouldn’t have gotten.

Sevaira-thrall · January 31, 2019, 10:00am

I am no floozy like those Draenei!

I make my money legitimately, buying accidental mistake posts on the AH where they are too low to be true and then resell them!

Swiftraven-moon-guard · January 31, 2019, 7:02pm

Gallywix is pretty funny, so you guys aren’t all that bad

Varukisas-lightbringer · January 31, 2019, 7:03pm

I’m Italian, so on an instinctual level I totally get you guys.

Shadowfist-agamaggan · January 31, 2019, 7:06pm

I’ll love you. I’ll love all of you. For a price.

Falfruen-proudmoore · January 31, 2019, 7:06pm

Is it wrong for a grown man to love a goblin with a love that runs as deep as the Great Ocean, as high as the Storm Peaks of Northrend, as long as Great Wall of Pandaria?

Yeah probably, that would be weird.

Bipzi-wyrmrest-accord · January 31, 2019, 7:16pm

No doubt in my mind, without Goblins, the entirety of Azeroth would be destroyed. We are just that awesome!

Dishonestry-thrall · January 31, 2019, 8:36pm

I’ve got the best deals ANYWHERE!

Dæmonjesùs-saurfang · January 31, 2019, 9:01pm

Beli-silver-hand · January 31, 2019, 9:06pm

Man, I hope your heritage armor does you justice, like a Las Vegas casino boss with all the blingy bling blinding people as you pass by.

Bipzi-wyrmrest-accord · January 31, 2019, 9:06pm

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Dæmonjesùs-saurfang · January 31, 2019, 9:07pm

Bilz-wyrmrest-accord · January 31, 2019, 9:08pm

If it’s not weighed down with fifty pounds of bling and sporting lit sticks of dynamite on the belt, I’ll sue.

Kreivos-zuljin · January 31, 2019, 9:22pm

I heard this thread is full of goblins.

Bilz-wyrmrest-accord · January 31, 2019, 9:23pm

Hey Orcbolg. Hey. HEY!

Yer helmet is stupid-lookin’.

Kreivos-zuljin · January 31, 2019, 9:24pm

That…that’s just…mean!

Disglain-wyrmrest-accord · January 31, 2019, 9:24pm

I love goblins.

Zaltaan-bloodhoof · January 31, 2019, 9:24pm

I love goblins. Gives my enslaved fire elemental in zandalar something to play with.