Looking for able-bodied gnomes to fight and take over Azeroth. Mechagnomes and gnomes only! If you are interested please go to your community finder, search the Gnomish Rebellion and join!
I know every non-gnome will hate on this forum.
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Roger, Roger.
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What are you rebelling against
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The Alliance, we’re picked on too much. We’re gonna take over the Alliance then the Horde. We will zerg the main cities…
We’re like droids or the zerg, we may be small and not the best at combat but we have numbers.
I am putting out a commission of gold to our goblin allies. Create an automated Gnome punter to deal with this coming invasion. Bonus payment for the contraption that can boot them the furthest and fastest.
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I just wanna see a march on Stormwind or Orgrimmar more often by gnomes.
I offer a bounty of twenty gold to every gnomish “rebel” any of you fine GD forumgoers can bag and deliver to my moonwell.
Elune hungers. 
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The Gnomes want vengeance. You will pay, all of you…
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I will sacrifice you and your entire “rebellion” to Elune for even blacker eyes and blood-red glowing tattoos. Try me, gnome. 
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I’m ready for this snack attack. 
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If I have to pay, I will be sure to use small denomination currency.
Attack the humans and dogs first, the Night Elves are an insignificant target as of now as they are still mourning over a tree.
Why does every race hate the Gnomes?
On the contrary. You elves are grounded right now. If I were a Gnome (God forbid), I would attack you first before you find a new tree to inhabit.
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See, this is why I play elusively on RP servers; I’ve never encountered the outward hostility that playing a Gnome seemingly brings with it. Outside of the servers, sure. In my experience though role-players are far less likely to mock someone for choosing to play a race they enjoy, yes, even Gnomes.
As dapper as you are OP, and it pains me to resist someone with such an elegant sense of fashion, I must decline your offer of hostile take-over.
Hmmm fair point, Although I bet they would just be slaughtered with the Humans and Dogs in Stormwind anyways.
They were hostile to us, now we return the favor. They have a chance to surrender and join us or be taken over.
Hmm… What is it? How do I find it? Community Finder? Where, what, how?
(Do I need more coffee?)
You sound like a King Mechagon lackey and not a true Gnome. My eternal sympathies, friend.
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/Punts