The Gnome Throw Challenge

Sigh

Guess we’re gonna have to do this the hard way. SECURITY!!!

A beefy Taruen man shows up, grabs Lunnaya, and then throws her out the window

Sheesh, what does one gotta do to have a nice clean game of Gnome ball?

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Kills Tauren and makes Mac and cheese and steak

Ladies, ladies, you’re both pretty.

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An Abomination shows up to the scene, hooks Lunnaya, and shoves her into a Goblin rocket. That rocket then crashes into the burning depths of Blackrock mountain.

I hired this Abomination to help out, his name is Steven.

You’re pretty too sweetie. Care for a game of Gnome ball?

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I’m calling Timmy the ghoul, he destroys everything

You cant call anybody if you’re drowning in lava dear.

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Can’t drown.

I’ve seen dks literally scorched by acid and they seem fine. Plus your abomination couldn’t hook me as I did a wraith walk

These random forum roleplays crack me up sometimes. But i’m tired of trying to kill Lunnaya off, she keeps insisting she is overpowered. I’m gonna go ahead and play more island expeditions.

Seeya later forums! I’ll be back later. I hope to see many Gnomes punted when I return.

hops in giant gnome mech suit :robot:

Throw me, I dare you.

Tries to pick you up* fails

Breaks the suit*

Bold of you to assume I’d even let you try. uses ultimate weapon in mech suit arsenal and shows a recording of Teldrassil burning

Edit: It’s the Martha of Night Elves.

Oh look fire, somebody please help me. The gnome is angry.

And you act like I care about that world tree .

Just throw the gnomes off the Fel Hammer. No need to strain your throwing arm. I don’t know how deep the Twisting Nether goes, but I’m sure it’ll be a loooooooong distance toss.

Nope but there sure were a lot of Nelves and dead you could’ve been raising. But it’s okay I understand DKs don’t have a whole lot left in the brains department.

We death knights don’t have the power to raise other death knights. Only Bolvar does

You got arms and working legs don’t you? Start carrying. Are DKs lazy as well?

The thing is, Bolvar doesn’t want to turn people into dks. He made us raise the 4 because it was needed. And his powerand our artifacts power was put into them. Bolvar allowed us to create dk meat shields because it was needed