So yesterday we had the Gnome Punt Challenge. Today we have the Gnome Throw Challenge. And we will have a third and final Gnome Challenge tomorrow but I can’t aay what it is yet. Grab a gnome and throw it as far as you can like a football. And go!
Throws random gnome hmm 123 yards not too bad I guess.
You only got 5 feet, your arm literally came off within the throw
I bitted his arm off!
Well I suppose the ability to be thrown can have its uses. Especially if the gnome just so happens to have wings.
My arms don’t come off, I got special stuff on my limbs so they don’t come off. So I did get 123 yards.
*Mekgrim captures a gnome in his net launcher. He then drops the gnome into the large cannon, Big Betsy, that the goblins have constructed in Bilgewater Harbor. After taking careful aim they fire Betsy. The gnome is spotted flying through the air where it impacts the Vindicaar. The Vindicaar, with gnome embedded into its hull, falls from the sky, crashing into Stormwind, and exploding. The explosion is so large that it vaporizes everyone and everything between Ironfogre and Stranglethorn Vale.
“I know it wasnt a toss, but I’m a goblin so what did you expect? Oh, and you’re welcome!”
We all saw it happen
Liar. You saw me put that special lotion on. Took 30 minutes to do but it was worth it so I could throw.
I ate my last gnome the other day. I can try to throw it up.
/Barf out gnome
Yay I got 40 feet
I got proof. Show your elbow bone*
That’s not mine. That’s Ezralvar’s elbow
Pretty sure it’s yours. Found it in the area where you were standing around
Ezralvar was standing next to me so…
Oooh a Gnome throwing challenge? Are we gonna do a Gnome eating challenge tomorrow?
I can’t say what kind of gnome Challenge it’ll be yet, you’ll find out tomorrow.
Sweet, I like surprises!
I’ll go ahead and get the Gnome balls ready for todays challenge! Grabs a Gnome and ties it up with a medal chain Alrighty who is ready to throw some Gnomes?
Throws nearby gnome
Hmm, let’s see… 736 kilometres. Not bad if I do say so myself.
Grabs the first thrown Gnome and throws him far, far away
Man, this game is fun!
Grabs a Blood Elf and throws him too
NO! Bad night elf! You don’t throw blood elves, if your gonna have to throw a horde race it’s gonna be a goblin. Geez where’s Hella at when you need to explain the rules to people?
Puts down the Forsaken about to be thrown away
Ohh come on!