The Gilneas-Forsaken Problem (Respectfully)

Oh my God I’m free!!!

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Thank God we’re third partying this fight, or you really would be conflicted.

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I see the Scarlet Crusade like the Inquisition… You never know when they’re going to pop up and push themselves into and then pull a dissapearing act on us until a later date.

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I’d imagine it’s one or both of two things in this case… the blight left over in Gilneas or the Scarlets living there and messing with Gilneas. Forsaken know how to remove the blight and they know how to deal with Scarlets so if anything their advice may be seen as helpful. Genn is going to probably fly off the handle if the Scarlets are messing with the graveyard Genn’s son is buried in. Also the chance that it’s to take advantage of the truce but who’s to say

What?!?! We’re helping the fleabags?!?! But . . . why? Seriously, WHY?!?! Oh, I get it now. We’re lulling them into a false sense of security, so that when we do strike, we can wipe them off the face of Azeroth. Beautiful plan! I’m proud to be a part of this plan! I’ll stock up on dog biscuits right away. :eyes: What?

Semper Fi! :us: :ukraine:

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The Forsaken and the Worgen should just kiss and make up.

You have more in common than what separates you.

You’re both cursed humans who live around Silverpine Forest.

The only difference is that one got a curse of Life and the other got a curse of Death.

Don’t let WoW’s funny cosmology chart separate you! :smiley:

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Bold words for someone with so many chewable bones… drools

lol

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Come again now? The Alliance did help us.

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It’s because Calia Menethil is the writing team’s new favorite pet and thus she has to be included in as many things as they can contrive a reason for her to be in.
They could have made her interesting but instead, they made her the Horde’s Anduin except somehow even more insufferable.

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I feel bad for the scarlet crusade, at this point they are pretty much homeless, find a nice empty city to start building a new life and we come along and obliterate them. Poor little fellas

If you can’t fix it with Blight, you’re not using enough Blight.

I don’t know man, I certainly remember doing a quest in Shadowlands where they disguised me as a Hordie and had me de-blight the city. Had to go to Maldraxxus and talk to the plaguemasters and everything.

It’s a patch feature. I never for one second thought they would leave half of the population out of the new content.

What they should do however; is the same as that undercity quest chain.

When a Horde player enters Gilneas they get turned into a Worgen and can interact with all of the NPC’s to do their dailies. But once the quest chain/patch is over, they lose the buff and become hostile again.

Just like they did with the Undercity reclamation.

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Gilneas neutral soon?

No way OP said it would be nice for the Alliance to get a win for once :skull:

The Horde helping Gilneas like this makes as much sense as if the U.S. decided to help China invade Taiwan, or help Russia invade Poland.

Which is to say, it doesn’t make any sense.

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I think folks forgot that we helped out the Forsaken during the Undercity retake even through the Alliance had zero business with them and yet Blizzard does it anyways.

The entire writing team needs to be replaced, it really is that simple. They also need separate Horde & Alliance writing teams since they’ve continuously proven they cannot have one team doing both.

Haven’t we wiped them out 3 or 4 times by now? You would think they’d take a hint.

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Maybe they’re the actual undead.

They just have really good beauticians on staff.

There are recurrent patterns that present themselves throughout the storyline. They are:

  1. Alliance is cucked
  2. Alliance is always weak and needs help
  3. Horde is powerful
  4. Horde is self-reliant
  5. When the Alliance is the voice of reason, the Horde will ignore it and do their own thing
  6. When Horde is the voice of reason, everything is cool, calm, and collected
  7. Horde is the resolute voice for virtually every decision made between the Horde and the Alliance

They are Horde-biased devs, that’s why the story sucks.

Blizzard doesn’t value accuracy. They value bias.

They don’t have the right mindset for creating stories & lore.

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