The Forsaken should go on an all Vegan diet

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This certainly not going turn out for me ,I see even acute elf is a goner.

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Don’t worry the void is wonderful this time of year

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Bro, we’re corpses. Ain’t nothing going to help this complexion.

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What are you talking about?

SPLEEEEUCH

SLAP

Look at that! You already have better skin!

Granted, it’s split at the top from the cleaver, but a little foundation, a staple or two, no one will tell the difference.

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She is already looking better

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Tried that. Got bored.

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I have a better idea to save Azeroth. We could lower the global population by eating them. Less people to provide for = less resources used. It’s perfect.

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Let start with the humans

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Until Goblins invent supplements, not even Humans can go full vegan.

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I don’t want to be a vegetarian. I’d rather be a humanitarian.

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What’s really sad is that even in undeath one feels in insane need to consume other life forms to maintain energy.

One day Draenei will evolve into Protoss and will be able to gain energy from the light around us, no more need for mouths.

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Eat all the vegans, got it.

Semper Fi! :us:

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Maintain energy? No, no. This is a matter of taste.

We don’t even need air, or jaws. We definitely don’t require food.

The thing is, parts is parts.

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Is this whole vegan thing going to extremes in USA as well?

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Forsaken are a bit like Surstromming when you leave them in brine for a few months. The smell will just about kill you unless you open them underwater.

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Oh,can I have a break it’s sunday :smirk:

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For a second I thought you were going to suggest cannibalizing Botani.

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and here i thought you undead could not get any eviler!

Vegan zombies!!! Whats next… ya gonna go.

"Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiins!" now?

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Hey.I’m tied up here ,why would they have me like this,Yo man.

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I grow only the tastiest planty plants!

Watered with the blood of my enemies >:c