The Forsaken should go on an all Vegan diet

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Hello, friends. My name is Cauldar and I think it’s high time the Forsaken started thinking about health and what’s good for Azeroth. As of right now, the Forsaken are eating plague, meat and the occasional Gnome that wanders too far from his camp. But what if I told you there was a better, more environment friendly alternative?

My friends, I am speaking of an All Vegan Diet. Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Cauldar, Vegan diets are the worst! They taste horrible! Don’t dare impose your will on my lifestyle!” But, friends, think of how good you’ll feel afterwards. More energy, a better complexion and think about how much we’ll save the planet! Azeroth would want you to take part of a Vegan Diet. She needs you to make a tiny sacrifice for her. And I think deep down, you want to make her happy too.

So what day you all? Will you join me in a faction wide lifestyle change? Ready to do your part for the world? Are you ready to try something new and different?

uncovers a tray to reveal a tied up Night Elf member of P.H.E.T.A.

We’ll start with the Night Elves and see how we feel.

pulls out a large butcher’s cleaver

DIG IN!

CHOP!

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You could just… stay dead?

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Can i have some

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wow Op you mean you wouldn’t eat us humans? You’ll be called vegsaken?

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All are welcome at the table if they can stomach the meal.

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Yay
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I don’t think I’ll attend ,thank you :worried:

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locks door

I think you’re gonna stay.

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Sorry,already gone .

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Saps pyromor

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Have you ever tried free range Gnomes?

If eating meat is a sin, it’s the tastiest sin ever.

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why do i get into this predicaments ? :dizzy_face:

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Straps pyromor next to the night elf

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That’s a 9/10

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She is cute though.

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Well she was until until the cleaver.

pushes head together

Heh heh. Check it.

moves mouth

“By the wight of Ewune! Pwease don’t eat me, Mr. Forsaken!”

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Me: So, you eat brains?

Vegan Forsaken: No, I eat bran.

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You’ll rip my gnome kebabs from my cold dead fingers!

Wait…

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Can i have her soul the void has uses for it