The female goblin love thread đŸ„°

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I was hoping for gilgoblins personally which have basically every reason to join the horde that Vulpera do.

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I wasn’t aware that this transpired. I’m afraid I don’t know anyone who has visited Volume extensively. Hmmm must review the war archives

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Female Gilblins would definitely need seashell bikinis. And luxurious swim animations.

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Funny you should mention.

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Relevant!

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While my personal preference would be for a certain fully biological female gnome. I can understand the appeal of female Goblins. Would I be able to meet one on Tinder? Or would that be dangerous given their explosive tastes?

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Not to stereotype, but you gotta have a big wallet. EARN their respect, yaknow?

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Everyone’s taste is different. Go for it and advertise that vibrate setting!

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I can see why my sister respects you. She even said not to seek revenge if you reduce her to ash. Said you have an arrangement?

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Would you prefer a goblin lady who is ample bossomed or ample bottomed? Dweezle: Yesssss

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Do you guys come with a mute button? asking for a friend. She might be interested.

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Gnome of culture I see. Personally I like both.

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Mute would not be standard issue however given the plug and play nature of some of our upgrades it would be relatively easy to install one
Why?

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I suppose that is one way to put it.

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Then I guess that would make you friends. That’s nice to see she’s making friends outside of creatures from the twisting nether.

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You’ll notice they didn’t say it was a bad thing.

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Not complaining about the enhanced booty. You’d expect a filthy rich female goblin to be shaking it anyway :grin:

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This thread is so true. Day 1 of the goblin model updates, had female goblins everywhere at gold shire. Everyone wants a piece of that short green behind :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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We are forgetting an important part, that they are kinky as hell too. One of the jokes is “I’m a free spirit. I don’t like to be tied down. What? You mean literally? Oh no
 totally into that.”

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I love female goblins almost as much as female gnomes and vulpera.

Just one rule: You’re not allowed to talk. The jersey accent completely ruins the sexiness.