I took a broken bottle to the eye from some drunken oaf in a pub.
In reply, I smashed a keg over the idiot’s head and then breathed fire on them.
Some of the brew from my keg splashed onto a nearby patron, and when their hair got singed, well, the brawl really got underway.
Ah, it were a good brawl. Shame about the eye, though.
(I used to be a BM monk)
I would personally like to congratulate you all on your lack of depth perception. 
More like:
#NoDepthPerception
Eyepatch 4 life!
As soon as they introduce a mog like shoulders I will double eye patch.
Are demon hunters wearing two eyepatches? 
I would be more inclined to wear an eyepatch if they made one that had a googly eye on it
I used to wear one before the current transmog but my eye is made to show where the patch went .
Made the right eye blind