The Dwarf Lounge

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snatches :beer:

Dumps it

We. Will. Never. Be. Slaves!

-Wait… there WAS Fel in that brew… right?

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It was just fine dwarven stout. The poor booze!

:cry:

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Sweet spring wind blows into the tavern

Squirrels and birds and other small woodland animals scurry in through the door

Carissaria enters, and pulls a giant keg of ale delight out of the ground

I have arrived!

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Drinks it off the ground

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So long as you bring ale you’re alright with me!

Best watch the squirrels and what-not though. Know some dwarves that’d think they were fine eatin’.

Not me though. Still happy with grumble’s cookies.

:cookie:

Saved it! Here, have another and in a mug this time.

Cheers! :beers:

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That’s… that’s the best use of druidic magics I’ve ever witnessed, including during that whole “defeating Xavius in the Emerald Nightmare” schmozz a couple years ago.

Here’s to that! :beer:

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Ikr. Who needs to save the world when you can summon animals and beer?

Cheers!

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There is a distinct lack of elves invading this thread. A change is needed.

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We’ve already appointed several honorary dwarves. A few have been elves.

What qualities make you suitable for honorary dwarf-hood, and therefore, free booze and cookies?

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THat’s the spirit!

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I’m not looking to be a dwarf, I want the elves to invade!

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You’re a mean elf. :frowning:

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Just look at its eyes. Ew.

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No beard either.

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We also need some gnomes in here…more ale please.

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An abomination.

Here ya go sister! :beers::beer::beers::beer:

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I fought with several demom hunters against the legion. Some okay elves amongst them.

This one is just mean.

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Alrighty then. Hide your axe in your beard just in case.

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And my flail? Please?

puppy eyes

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Of course. Can’t ever be safe enough!

Take this too :beer: