You’re in the Horde’s crosshair now that you’re the only Alliance capital in Kalimdor.
Muahahahahahaha!!!
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illidan is killing off their naaru as we speak!
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You know, the road from Orgrimmar to Razor Hill needs repaving…
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Well yeah, Geya’rah’s first interact line after arriving was “There are draenei on this world? Not for long.”
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Nuts you say?
It’s okay, we fixed our ship so we don’t need your stinky island anymore. 
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No worries, the horde always kills itself before it can ever unify into something worth writing about.
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Horde launches attack against the Exodar.
Draenei fly away and manage to crash into the same spot.
“Lets just go, this is embarassing. They’ll just kill themselves eventually.” - Horde.
(I have no faith in the regular Draenei. Lightforged are fine).
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This was funny 
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historically tauren have not fared well against other hoofed races.
are you sure this is a fight you’re wanting to pick?
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As a member of the Horde I approve this expansion! Kalimdor is our continent now!!
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velen:
quickly, take off the parking brake and kick it in reverse!
technicians:
my prophet, its lodged into the cliffside, if we do th–
velen:
the light commands it!
the pitcrew remove the parking brake
velen:
FULL STEAM!
the entire island of azuremyst skids across the oceanside and plows into the coastline of darkshore
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Yes, please attack the Draenei so that they have a reason to retaliate. I love the image of a bunch of mud hutt living savages attacking an advanced alien species that has flying spaceships. But because the regular Draenei’s ship does not work, the Lightforged will come along with theirs and absolutely annihilate the Horde. Picture a bunch of beams shooting and killing all the Horde that just throw spears and axes in return while the ship flies around super fast blasting all of them. Pleeaase give the Draenei a reason to exterminate you.
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We have more then just spears and axes.
We have Goblins 
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You can take the Exodar, but I garentee you there won’t be anyone there.
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lets be honest, the horde have a legacy of running away from their problems, and asking others to fight their wars for them.
Legion invasions, themselves (garrosh), Hellscream (father) turning to legion,
Z trolls failed attempts at world conquest 2ce.
Dark spear trolls running away and joining the horde.
The Tauren facing extermination to horse men.
Maghar facing their own problems with the iron horde.
Goblins always out for their own financial benefit.
Nightborne…
need i go on?
then the stunt with sylvannas and running to the alliance to save their existence.
Fled draenor their home world, then fled the Eastern Kingdoms.
I mean, if anything, they’ll need the alliance to save them the next time a ‘tough guy’ leader comes around again.
It’s just a legacy they have.
Ah yes, we all remember how well the Tauren fared against the Centaur. The Orcs had to beat them up for them.
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You guys are being mean
Centaurs are the Tauren’s boogymen.
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You guys are alright.
Tauren Death knights- Revenge of the Steak that moo’d.
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