Real life marketing promo. Limited time only.
The Tauren Burger.
A Quad Whopper served with Chuck Norris fries (just four large sausage sized fries).
When you order your burger you get a promo-code for a Burger Mount. A ridable cheeseburger mount.
Let me ride into battle on a glorious 4 patty meat biscuit!!!
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I want to say that’s ridiculous, but is it so when we’re already riding around on books?
It would make me hungry, though, and so I must be against it.
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It’d be the first time in WoW that you could have it your way.
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Alright but does that burger also come with health insurance? You know, in case you survive the heart attack?
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BK marketing execs: “Why would we do that? Nobody plays that game anymore.”
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“The new Burger King MMO is the WoWKiller!”
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Wheels make it look silly. Let it hover.
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Don’t forget the milkshake! Comes in Vanilla, Chocolate, and Cheese!
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Welcome of to Taur-Burger home of the Cairne-Killer, what burger can we make for you?
Today we’ve got the Cairne-Killer deluxe on special, two 1/4 lbs patties with extra Monterey Jack cheese, Durotar Scorpid sauce, and Jalapenos; served with a large milk-shake and cajun-dusted potato wedges for that zesty taste of Dustwallow Marsh that’ll make you wish Theramore was still-amore.
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Hmmm… so will the mount be so greasy that it auto floats on water, as a water walking mount? Or so densely loaded with carbs and messy condiments that it sinks but creates an oil bubble that allows you to breathe while you slick a speedy trail through the water ways of Azeroth?
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I was going to stand against your idea just on principle, but then I got to this part:
I support anything that involves a mount. 
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The only mount that makes you gain weight as you ride it.
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Are you describing the OP’s Burger Mount or us Kul’Tiran druids in travel form? It’s hard to tell the difference sometimes.
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But how do you chocolate out is what i want to know 
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/moo 
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Ouchies. Why are you hatin’ on adorable floofy droods <3
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I prefer McTauren’s…well, at least I can’t stop thinking about their products…for some reason their food is just deeply ingrained into my mind.
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With an optional impossible burger patties for the druids out there.
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Choke on them…choke on them…/moo
This is about Kul’Tiran blood being 88% pure grease 
, which we release through all of our pores…how else do you expect us KT druids to fit in the animal costumes…unless you are telling me that the rest of you druids are not wearing creature costumes at all!
