Those of you who are lost in the darkness of the dice; Take heart! For there exists hope and a method to bring about the Good news. Whenever you are in doubt and need solace, recite this prayer and RNGesus will look down upon your weary soul and grace you.
RNGesus is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in wiped raids: he leadeth me beside the dead boss.
He restoreth my stats: he leadeth me in the paths of randomness for his name’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of ninjas, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; they rules and thy dice they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with purples; my drops runneth over.
Surely loot and big crits shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the raid for ever.
Amen.
Praise be to RNGesus. Praise be to moon.