No, that’s because your macho silliness is dumb. Take a deep breath.
Any of the other options you listed. Well okay let’s have a look there.
Dustwallow Marsh - Oh you mean the brackish dragon-infested swamp o’ death? Half-occupied by Theramore?
Feralas - Unknown at the time, exceedingly distant from Durotar, and oh yes, one of the Night elves’ Sacred No Touchy Places.
Stonetalon - Imagine hauling logging equipment through Ashenvale towards another one of the Night elves Ultra sacred No-Touchy Places.
Mulgore - Next to no noteworthy timber resources, but at least it’s not a wasteland, unlike
Tanaris - You’re kidding. Tanaris. You mean the great big desert that makes the rest of a mostly-desert continent look lush and hospitable?
Thousand Needles - See Tanaris, subtract some amount of sand for an equal volume of rocks.
Desolace - its name literally comes from the word for “desolation.” becuase it’s a totally devestated wasteland. And for some reason also one of the Night elves’ Ancient Sacred No Touchy places.
At least you didn’t try to wedge Silithus in there, I guess. Which is another of those places the Night Elves want to kill you for touching, anyway.
Ashenvale is right there. Like you can see it from Orgrimmar’s back door. it’s a five-minute walk. But sure. Let’s demand that desperate people in need of the means of existence cross an entire continent, to go to somewhere else where the Night elves will most likely STILL try to kill them, if they don’t die from ending up in a sprawling barren wasteland first.
Good plan.
or maybe the Night Elves could talk to their neighbors. but this would require Night Elves to not be psychotic religious zealots.