No, it’s not the real world. However, i was responding to some nerd making the “iN tHe ReAl WoRlD!” argument, despite clearly drawing their ideas of the real world from movies where wars happen at the drop of a hat instead of through a continuous chain of failed diplomacy and everyone being too Hero McBadass to get over losing some tree branches for charcoal in a neighboring country or whatever.
Anyway.
No attempt was made to get the Orcs to understand the offense they had caused. No Emissary came out and was like “hey, guys, these are our trees and they’re important to us!”
As far as the orcs knew, they had found a nice forest in uninhabited land. So they set about collecting timber so they wouldn’t have to, you know, die from exposure or something. And then crazy people started shooting them with arrows.
The orcs had no idea they were trespassing, and no one bothered to try to tell them. There was no effort, attempt to engage in diplomacy No, the Night elves went from zero to eleven instantly.
And it’s been kind of a constant thing for them. Apparently Kal’Dorei culture has no concept of moderation.
Do you like magic? WHY NOT FEED THE PLANET TO SARGERAS!!!
Do you like shapeshifting? WHY NOT BECOME A RAVENING PACK OF INTERDIMENSIONAL DOOM-WOLVES!!!
Are you sad that your son is dead? WHY NOT TRY TO END ALL LIFE THROUGH FIRE AND DOOM!!!
Do you still like shapeshifting? HAVE HORNS AND FEATHERS AND CLAWS AND GLOWY EYES AND ZEBRA STRIPES ALL THE TIME OR SOMETHING!!!
Do you like lords? HAVE AL LTHE LORE THE ENTIRE GAME IS COMPLETELY ABOUT YOU FOREVER AND ALWAYS!
Are you an elf who likes elves? WELL BOY HOWDY WE GOT LIKE FIFTEEN NEW SPECIES OF ELVES FOR YOU!!!
Betcha brawndo sells well in Teldras… well i guess it doesn’t now… or mayeb it does? it’s a big tree, and brawndo HAS WHAT PALNTS CRAVE.