The Best Replacement For Ursoc

He won’t even need to be replaced when we inevitably revive him in Ardenweald any way.

WoW also has no hamsters as far as im aware, i did however see some art of arthas with a undead hamster mount.

GO HOME BENEDIKT YOU’RE DRUNK !! :rofl:

Ok but if we get that then I want my druid anteater form:

Anteater Form: Takes the form of a mighty anteater dealing 4,576,238 crushing damage to all insect critters. Also reduces movement speed by 99% and increases eating speed by 50%.

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Everyone needs a hamster in their life. (doesn’t add anything relevant, but i’m in that kind of mood) :gift_heart:

Alright. Let’s revisit this. I have not seen any ant-eaters in WoW. This is indeed a tragedy, and one felt most sincerely by the Pandaren. The mantid would be but a myth if only they had Slorpum the Long to defend them.

However;

It has come to my attention that another creature exists. One that is commonly observable in our own, yet seems to possess speed, size and strength unique to the rodent family and a magical aura about it.

That’s right ladies and gentlemen, I speak of the noble capybara.

What’s a capybara, some might ask?

Fearsome beasts. Capable of conquering the seas and eating whole trees in but minutes, as you can see here;

https://youtu.be/tza4YuZBbX4

I suggest, nay, demand a new wild god, a new wild shape, and a new mount in the blessed shape of these mighty creatures. Her name shall be Capybibiana. And she will be the ruler of rivers across Azeroth and realms beyond.

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Spill those druid beans, man. What are you guys REALLY up to during those millenia long naps

I posted this in the lounge last month but I’ll also post it here:

https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/story-forum-community-lounge/15460/5094

Azeroth also has no ducks.

Cobra chicken… listen to that hiss

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