Greetings my dear future customers,
Are you tired walking buttnaked, making the public stare you down with fear and sometime in disgust? Are you tired being stuck with the same old loincloth because you can’t find a new one anywhere and it start to having holes and keep getting bigger? Are you tired to have bugs or other creatures in your underwear, making it uncomfortable wearing it and putting your jewels at risk?
Don’t worry my strong and meaty friends, Fleb here is opening a lovely loincloth shop for all my lovely horde member! We have every size, every color possible and they are customizable with the help of our green little helpers, they can add all sort of things, lights, jetpack, a car, weapons, anything is possible with their help. Of course the price may varie depending on how audacious you are for your perfect loincloth.
Also our loincloths are homemade by our blue slav… i mean proud alliance friends that wanted to help the underwear crisis in our rank! They are well paid, have good social benefits and they work to the maximum with passion and caring about us!
If you are interested to come to my store and buy yourself a nice pair of loincloth, come find me at Ogrimmar in the trade center! If business go well, we shall expand the stores to ther other cities so that everyone have easy access to loincloth all around Azeroth!
Thank you for hearing my pitch and have a good day.
