Thanks, Heltor?

I saw Heltor at a grocery store in Philly yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Gave me one of the milky ways in the parking lot a few minutes after the fact, so he’s still cool in my book. Just thought I’d share and see if anyone else had any stories about meeting Emerald Dreamers out in the real world.

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aye no problem shoob, but I’m afraid I’m gonna need that milky way back, and soon

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Lohkawas was the editor of the school newspaper when we were in highschool. He ran an exposé on my lunch money extortion racket. I guess things haven’t really changed that much.

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I’m surprised Heltor didn’t spit on you. I missed his spam spitting on people.

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People who willingly choose to purchase Milkyways and hold up traffic in public are what is ruining this country.

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Heltor is such a nice guy.

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why don’t you say that to my face, see what happens

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