they gave u two tickets! one is for being too beautiful cause ur all teh pretties but teh second one’s a mystery ticket!
whats the second ticket for bros?
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Lifetime membership in the pie of the month club.
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It’s an invitation to participate in a race 
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haha that will go nicely with my Brew of the Month Club membership haha that STILL surprises me whenever I log on my Rogue and according to my achievements, they’ve been sending me Brew for 15 years!
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Being a dwarf, because dwarves are too awesome.
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The second ticket was a note that complimented my hat. They really liked it.
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It wasnt a ticket, it was yet another contract to lead them. And i will once again refuse.
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The officer said she was obligated to give me another ticket, because I had “fine” written all over.
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Expired vehicle registration.
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not enuff git in mah gud
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the 2nd ticket was a golden ticket. im off to see willy wonka!
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lol that was cute
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Probably keyboard neglect. I need to clean this thing.
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Excess snarkiness.
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Finding my family jewels.
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Erm well I took my armor off for the 1st time this year, wanted to see if my holiday costume still fitted. When I took my helm off my hair was the same shape of my helm, pretty weird!
So yeah when I walked back out of my room, everyone at the Inn was either passed out or throwing up, 
I just figured with all the under water Delves you know?
Anyway, sorry about that.
/goes shopping for soap
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The second one i get would probly be for being too sassy/fiery.
edit: used “to” when i shoulda used “too” smh
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The second ticket is for smelling good 
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Was for all the murders
Likely it was just a fine
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The second ticket is surely based on bs evidence planted by these tyrants.
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