Humble druids of azeroth. I beseech you. Educate me in your ways. I am willing to abandon any human attributes, characteristics, or cultural norms that is in conflict with the druidic way of life. Be it worgen, or night elf, or even my cousins from across the sea. I plead to be taught in the ways of druidin’
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Hey man thanks for reaching out so basically go into cat form and spam “/emote Meow.” outside Goldshire until 11.0
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Step 1: Roll Tauren
Step 2: Profit!
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The Druids I see just lounge around and growl at me when I pet them. I think those are important aspects to being a Druid.
Sure , you roll a druid ,play it for 2 levels then realize it is garbage then reroll warrior 
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So first I have learn to become monk and then roll into a tauren? won’t they get angry?
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It’s very easy. You go slp and never shave and shower again.
roll around in dirt.
Sleep a lot.
Basically be a dog
Get into our class hall in Legion!
Step One. Plant a seed.
Step Two. Let it grow.
Step Three. Water garden as needed.
Step Four: Simmer and add basil.
Here are the ancient texts that form all basis for Druidic knowledge.
https://tagn.wordpress.com/2009/07/20/alamo-teechs-u-2-play-durid/
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Awkward, you may look like a warlock, but you are a true Druid! <3
First you must learn to Moonfire
It’s all about them wild mushrooms.
see that tree over there?
I want you to eat every single leaf on it.
this is the only way to become a druid.
You need to search far and wide for the ancient teachings of Alamo.
First of all, you have to fart in every elevator you enter. Second, feral is supposed to be your favorite spec but you must keep it secret. Finally, you have four specs which means you must have four gear sets and forget to update three of them constantly.
This is the Druid way. I don’t make the rules, I just know them.
Then realize Warrior is a meathead and go back to Druid.
No, this is the Druid way.
/prowl
Sneak past trash.
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Become the Moonkin Embrace the Moonkin Be the Moonkin.