Teach me how to talk like Boomhauer

This is a skill I want to master.

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Yer know juts gotta talka them words mane ad little noises in there between them there words mane and hibby giddy bubbly her tawkin ole boomer boi.

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Ey man, I dun’ know how bu’ yu’um 'ot to og’one say dog’gonn man.

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Step 1: Eat a tablespoonful of uncooked oatmeal, do NOT swallow!

Step 2: Tightly wrap some sort of fabric snugly around your mouth. A doo rag or handkerchief works well.

Step 3: Hold your nose by pinching both nostrils.

Step 4: Speak Ancient Sumerian.

Congratations, you can now speak like Boomhauer!

Either way you do it It takes practice

Dang 'ol Hamatol man tell you what man he gotta spend some in Texas man dang 'ol be speaking like boom like dang 'ol taco grande, tell you what, ‘bout kick your dang ol’ a–, man.

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Watch. Listen. Learn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8Kk1556OYA

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